Sometimes I Think I Was Born Backwards...


0 notes | 3 months ago

Breathtaking.




2527 notes | 3 months ago , via richsgrace | from a-baileys

Fuck you, John Foster.




4999 notes | 3 months ago , via richsgrace | from butterprim

(Source: butterprim)




4023 notes | 3 months ago , via cmbatman | from fairestcharming

“How come she married him? She hated him!”
“Nah, she didn’t.”




12097 notes | 3 months ago , via cmbatman | from stinson

top 5 himym ships  | ted and barney

“Ted, I’m sorry I broke the Bro Code.”
“No, I’m sorry.”
“Ted can we be friends again?”
“Barney come on, we’re more than friends, we’re brothers.”

(Source: stinson)




143 notes | 3 months ago , via richsgrace | from pondofamelia

Chris: Jal, will you buy me a falafel? 

Jal: … Yes. 

(Source: pondofamelia)




566 notes | 3 months ago , via hardletskins | from frankyfitz

“Friends again!” “Peace in our time!”

“Friends again!” “Peace in our time!”

(Source: frankyfitz)




1177 notes | 3 months ago , via richsgrace | from zacookana

I’m from Mars, you’re from Venus. I do things, you worry about them. 

I sleep with girls, you persuade them to attempt suicide. 

(Source: zacookana)




youknowyourefrench:

Proposé par moustacheasouris 
Allez, on fait un grand jeu : Comment prononces-tu tumblr? (moi c’est “teum-bleur”, et d’après ma mère “trubleumur ou un truc comme ça là”)

youknowyourefrench:

Proposé par moustacheasouris 

Allez, on fait un grand jeu : Comment prononces-tu tumblr? (moi c’est “teum-bleur”, et d’après ma mère “trubleumur ou un truc comme ça là”)




157 notes | 3 months ago , via cheapnovelty87 | from victoryforzim
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victoryforzim:

Cage the Elephant, Ain’t No Rest For The Wicked